This is the home page of a certain notorious Mr Squeegie, he has been known to go by many names, such as Squeegie Boy and Ross King. He is considered to be unarmed and extremely freaky, and can be approached only by young children or people who have insanity running in their family (if walking insanity is in your family, approching is possible but not recommended). He has been seen with long hair but is expected to be now roaming around with short spiky hair of various colours. Below is the only known picture of Mr Squeegie that is decent enough to post on this site.
Mr Squeegie at 18 years old, this is the most recent photo we have.
Mr Squeegie has been most recently sighted at the University of Melbourne, in Melbourne, AustraLIa. He is thought to be doing a course there under the assumed name of Ross Tasman KING. The thought course is BGeom/BSci. Be careful, he will try to operate positions of power so he can apply his ideals on the people around him, such as being a Student Liaison Officer, if you have any more information please contact the Department of Geomatics. He will often go through personality changes, as will his outer appearance, sometimes changing from insane combinations of capes and shorts to theoretical sensible suit and tie.
Mr Squeegie is known to like an extremely wide variety of music, from classical music to Death Metal, below is a list of his favourite bands, and links to find out more about these corrupting musical daemons.
This is a band from Los Angeles, U.S.A. It is made up of
They have been known to play infectious riffs, and groovy songs all over the world. Especially evil songs, which Mr Squeegie would have been effected by are Buddy Holly, Say it Ain't So (it's about beer) and Why Bother. WARNING if you listen to this music you could actually like it and be forced to follow the path of Mr Squeegie. For more information contact :
the Official WEEZER home page
In loving memory of mykel and carli
Blood Duster are four piece Melbourne Death Metal band with funky roots permeated through their basic death metal undertones. They have produced 3 available releases, "Fisting the Dead", "Yeest" and a full length album, "Straight outta Northcote". They are formed through the current members,
contact Blood Duster by mailing [email protected] or visit a home page through AusMETAL. You might have to do some seaching.
Mr Bungle are an American funk/metal/jazz/alternative band, with members such as Mike patton from Faith no More and even a member of the CBS orchestra from the Late show with David Letterman. They have a hard core following producing very wierd people, such as Mr Squeegie and should on no accounts be trifled with. You have been warned. Against all wishes of the people that are now ruthlessly hunting Mr Sqeegie down, I will put a link to
The Living End, are a Melbourne 3 peice band. Consisting of Vocal/Guitar, Upright Bass, and you guesssed it drums. They have their roots heavily in 50-60's rockabLIly, and later punk. They have drawn Mr Squeegie into their sticky Web of intrigue by playing infecious riffs and stiring melodies. They currently have many releases out at the moment.
All of these releases are highly recomended, and shoULd be obtained, as all but the album are under $20. So do it!
Mr Sgueegie is also part of the Scouting Movement. It is believed that he has obtained his Queen's Scout, and is currently a member of Ria Warrah Rover Crew, at 1st Elwood. This is an uncomfired report, but the poeple in the crew are now being warned against any possible subversion by Mr Squeegie to take over. He has held a number of important positions in both the 3rd North Moorabbin Scouts and the Mirage Venturers, and is now believed to be the Crew Leader for Ria Warrah. He has almost always achieved a high standard in all movements of Scouting. To find out more about this organisation chick on the Queen's Scout badge below.
If you have any information on Mr Squeegie or any of these bands then please contact me, Ross King at [email protected]
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